Color me Peepee
Caution. Box contains acerbic commentary. Use gloves.
I got a bad attitude dammit and I'm not afraid to use it!
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What time is it? Time for you get a watch!
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Fried at the Zapper Flipp Inn at the Zotzzzzzsssshhhhhpppfftt... *poof*
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I slipped the monkey a mickey. You idiot! I said slip mickey the monkey.
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Mister Finky Lit a Stinky In The Limb O! Seen.
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Oh, Mister Haaaardwaaaare. Got a monkey wrench?
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Somebody At The Post Office Said To Expect Visitors
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Mister Sandman, Bring Me A Dream... Eeeeek!
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Sorry, kid, maybe it'll grow back.
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Rough and ready for action. You got the baby wipes?
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Peaches? I thought you said Leeches! Well, this sucks.
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Throw water on him! His pants are on fire!!!
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Hello, Operator? How far is it to the Canadian border from this area code?
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Hey look! Somebody left their nuglets.
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PlaylandsPark Where the clowns take your candy and show your mom a real good time.
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Your wallet fell out back there and the cops picked it up. Hey, dude, where you running?
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There was a young lady from Venus, who chopped off the next closest...
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... 'Oh my such alarm? I thought your new arm was a bad thing that always came 'tween us!
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Aunt Jaska sent this over. A Box of Hats. For Your Head.
Tribal Headdress With Pineapple Flambe'
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog/1689585/when-the-boat-toots-get-on-board/
Who you looking at?
http://neosmart.net/blog/2007/please-microsoft-stop-holding-net-back/
It's a partridge, you idiot... like the pear tree.
http://neosmart.net/blog/2007/forget-about-popfly/
Do not beat me on the head, it's a fashion statement!
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog?from=20070430
It is called chicken feathers with mop handle. It's from Paris.
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog/1683040/one-if-by-land-and-two-if-by-sea-uhhh-what-if-they-come-by-air/
In Russia I am supermodel but in America I am superperson.
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog?from=20070430
Recycled Bubblewrap and Cheeze Whiz Froofroo
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog/1682029/venting-ones-spleen-tastefully/
Zees must only be worn on April 12 for zee Feasta De Stratifitees
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog/1677670/of-course-its-long-how-else-would-i-get-the-nuts-out-of-the-bottom-of-the-jar/
Ah oui oui zees ees for zee Fat Lizard dance in May
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog?from=20070412
Pompously Pedantic Pom Pon Diddly Do-Rag (thank ewe... I love it)
http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=list&uid=1092581
Maps and Craps (in case we don't know where we want to go)
Froggies Farm Fresh Legs (Freaking A, y'all, tastes like chicken)
http://slashdot.org/~rastamafoo/journal/172343
Where not to go for a loan
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Gutt nobbin mit der flieder geveener ump das shlipsletten. (Visit Europe and Stay There)
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Smartcard Semantics, Semesters and Smiley Faces
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