Saturday, May 19, 2007

Allow Me, Please, to Have Shat a Brickette.

It's sometimes necessary to keep old things to make sure everybody gets to remember the same things when celebration times come around. You would usually like to know why you're celebrating, don't you? So here's a box of trinkets and party favor junk for when we have our next party. Thanks for the storage space Mo.

Color me Peepee

Caution. Box contains acerbic commentary. Use gloves.

I got a bad attitude dammit and I'm not afraid to use it!
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185568
What time is it? Time for you get a watch!
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185554
Fried at the Zapper Flipp Inn at the Zotzzzzzsssshhhhhpppfftt... *poof*
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185572
I slipped the monkey a mickey. You idiot! I said slip mickey the monkey.
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185569
Mister Finky Lit a Stinky In The Limb O! Seen.
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=185577
Oh, Mister Haaaardwaaaare. Got a monkey wrench?
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185575
Somebody At The Post Office Said To Expect Visitors
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185576
Mister Sandman, Bring Me A Dream... Eeeeek!
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=185590
Sorry, kid, maybe it'll grow back.
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185582
Rough and ready for action. You got the baby wipes?
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=185601
Peaches? I thought you said Leeches! Well, this sucks.
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=185601
Throw water on him! His pants are on fire!!!
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185608
Hello, Operator? How far is it to the Canadian border from this area code?
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=185611
Hey look! Somebody left their nuglets.
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=185612
PlaylandsPark Where the clowns take your candy and show your mom a real good time.
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=185614
Your wallet fell out back there and the cops picked it up. Hey, dude, where you running?
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=185615
There was a young lady from Venus, who chopped off the next closest...
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185608
... 'Oh my such alarm? I thought your new arm was a bad thing that always came 'tween us!
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/viewreplies.cgi?board=VCSY&reply=185619


Aunt Jaska sent this over. A Box of
Hats. For Your Head.

Tribal Headdress With Pineapple Flambe'
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog/1689585/when-the-boat-toots-get-on-board/
Who you looking at?
http://neosmart.net/blog/2007/please-microsoft-stop-holding-net-back/
It's a partridge, you idiot... like the pear tree.
http://neosmart.net/blog/2007/forget-about-popfly/
Do not beat me on the head, it's a fashion statement!
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog?from=20070430
It is called chicken feathers with mop handle. It's from Paris.
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog/1683040/one-if-by-land-and-two-if-by-sea-uhhh-what-if-they-come-by-air/
In Russia I am supermodel but in America I am superperson.
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog?from=20070430
Recycled Bubblewrap and Cheeze Whiz Froofroo

http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog/1682029/venting-ones-spleen-tastefully/
Zees must only be worn on April 12 for zee Feasta De Stratifitees
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog/1677670/of-course-its-long-how-else-would-i-get-the-nuts-out-of-the-bottom-of-the-jar/
Ah oui oui zees ees for zee Fat Lizard dance in May
http://ajaxamine.tripod.com/index.blog?from=20070412
Pompously Pedantic Pom Pon Diddly Do-Rag (thank ewe... I love it)
http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=list&uid=1092581



Maps and Craps (in case we don't know where we want to go)
Froggies Farm Fresh Legs (Freaking A, y'all, tastes like chicken)
http://slashdot.org/~rastamafoo/journal/172343
Where not to go for a loan
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=162281
Gutt nobbin mit der flieder geveener ump das shlipsletten. (Visit Europe and Stay There)
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=162185
Smartcard Semantics, Semesters and Smiley Faces
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=162163