Saturday, May 19, 2007

Chest of Underwares

Hey Morrie... thanks for letting me keep things here over at your place until I get my deposit back on the #2 bungalow. Yer a peach...

I know what you're thinking and no, this is not a post. This is a box of stuff I wanted to put on Laughing Place #2 and I ran out of room (the little shelf thingie on the left of the page can only hold just so many slots). So, I figgered, what the hey... I can get some xerox boxes and stuff those loose things in what looks like a post but is technically a place holder. Like a place mat only with more capabilities than just a place to keep from scorching the varnish off the table.

Anywho... these are some pieces I always wanted to pick up and display and I never made the effort. Then tepe came over and said I had a messy place and the website was broke. Oh yeah? Well, so's your old man!

Anyway, not being the type to get into a pedantic snit, I figgered I would put some energy into getting the kitty litter out of the carpet and kick the cans out into the skreet. Maybe I might paint a bit just so the new boarders won't feel like they're in danger of rubbing up against information that might give them a spot of something midieval.

Again... anywho, I commend these to this space here so when I'm not around (it happens to us all... there ARE times when all are not around).

OK I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "How come this creep is still putting this stuff out. I thought he was skydiving this weekend." Well, actually, it's cloudy here in the Northern part of California and the local airstrip dz frappe spot has all that stuff up there that you're not supposed to fall through... so, no.

Plus, I came down with the miner's dangle from sitting on the sidewalk. Cold and scruffy, don't you know... so it's probably safer for my publius mixinius to be nestled in the old computer chair (why do they call it a computer chair? is that what a computer does to people? makes you sit on rollers?) right in front of the spoofalator and slamming the kittylitter with the blotch rockets.

I know some of you will think these are trivial triflings and you'll leave the lumps for kitty litter critters to sniff and paw. That's why you'll never learn what you need to get a full view.

First, I'm dumping off this load of literature I got from the magazine club. Some of you will remember it as being on #2 in the "items" column but the thing blew up and I got too many links and I figured I can keep it here temporary like until I get the housecleaning done.

Rastamoo Says... (what is it you can't see?)
Gartner agrees...
IBMs direction...
OSS BSS BS?
MSFT SaaSy?
VCSY SaaSy!
NOW SaaS / Verizon

The Deep Do Do... (tired of due diligence? then, your knowledge is plastic poo)
Predicktion Proffering
Manna from PHeaven
BBQ SaaS
Stop the Arcanity!
V for Verizon

What To Know and Why
A Comet After AJAX

FrootyPop Koolaid... (what every growing treeforter needs for nutrition and visions)
TIMELINE vershtinken
Sun/SavaJe Timeline
Bopping Gophers
RR 46 Reasons
RR Squared
RR Exponential
RR on MSFT
RR IBM/VCSY timeline
RastamaZoo
Portunos Tech Track
Beachbums BooBoo
Solomon says...

Condoments of Various Sizes and Flavours

Peppered Roni With Abigail Bitters
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=160262
Knuckle-Root Safron With Balso Woods
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=160262
Burnt Baby Booboos And Curried Curses
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=160182
Mickey 'Cinemon' Fizzels Sticks With Clove
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=160159
Mucka Tooba PowPow (Bad Buttkick Seven Ways)
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=159997
Waka Nooka Maka Naka Nook Nook (sage with burnt edges)
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=159142
Mooka Honi Laka Nooka (Lonely parsley)
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=158066
Maka Mookmook Mit MooMoo
(tall corn husk - ground round)
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=157969

Woopa Wanga Muka Noop Noop (smelling butter)
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=157930

Nuka Mooky (armpit dander - flake)
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=158019

Pucka Pucka (butthair - grated)
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=158693
Tuka Wonk Womp (pelletized rat droppings)
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=158009

Color me Clucked

C
hicken Fried Frog (Recipes from Grandma Portuno's cupboard)
Muckmuck Make Fire
Sweet Pickel Poo
Pookie Pie Poison
Nyuk Nyuk Nooget
Bedeviled Eggs
Romanalover Goo
Powderkeg Pumpkin
Frickaseed Fartlets
Intoxicating Ticklers
Frump Flambe'

This stuff is what happens when you don't wear a pocket protector:
Where Treasure May Be Found, If You Don't Mind Speaking Geek
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174531
Thinking Others Are Stupid is the First Sign of Stupitity
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174526
The Famous Legofeel Line:
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174437
Wasn't this outburst around the time of the C&D?
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174407
A Face is Worth a Thousand Pictures
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174391
That Must Have Been One Hella Thursday
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174378
You Shoulda Been There to See the Fat Lady Swan Dive
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174385
Same Same Same Same Same
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174398
Nobody Turned Off Your Air So Quit Turning Blue
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174383
IBM Was Where Microsoft Wants
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174362
VCSY Is Where the World Wants to Go
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174276
What's Your Problem?
http://ragingbull.quote.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=VCSY&read=174240