Thursday, April 26, 2007

I commend these to your reading.

We should be vigilant to watch Microsoft developments closely. You can't hide a monster when it walks through dense shrubbery, so, we can see where he's going and stay out of his reach. Plus, a monster can't move fast and we're already downwind of him so his body at large hasn't a clue while his medula elongata is screaming out 'kill! kill!'.

Raaaarrrrrrrrr.

'Shoot him in the nuptials, Uncle Jim!'

'Gimme that sandbag there so I can rest old HowsaNuglets here for sighting. OK looks about right in the gizzard. He'll be ruminating what he just ate for a while so we can take this slow. Hand me one o' them there projectiles, Billy Bob. I'm gonna let you shoot your own monster.'

heh heh heh

*gulp* 'Whut?'


'Sorry, boy. You made him. You gotta be the one to get rid of him. It's the Code of the Woods, son. Make a monkey, shoot your sheep.'
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:10 PM

Unlimited Potential's Potential


Joe WilcoxJoe Wilcox

(that's right THE Joe Wilcox right here in Below Dollar Holler)

Fresh from Beijing, market research analyst Roger Kay discusses the viability of Microsoft's emerging market strategy, including a somewhat controversial plan to offer governments a $3 software suit for individual student PCs.


Tuesday, April 24, 2007 9:00 PM/EST

The Google Quandary

Next week's MIX07 conference will be as much about Google—and how long a shadow the Web platform company casts—as it will be a showcase of newer Microsoft products and services....


Wednesday, April 25, 2007 10:55 AM/EST

Windows Me II?

Sunday's post about the closing CompUSA Vista fire sale racked up some pretty heated comment debates. Clearly, Vista is an emotional subject, which is good reason to ask you, again, to tell us what you think about Windows Vista....


Thursday, April 26, 2007 12:09 PM/EST

Microsoft's 'Big Bang' Is When?

Last night's release of Windows Server Longhorn Beta 3 is a monumental event for Microsoft, much bigger than the launch of Windows Vista. How big may depend on when Microsoft releases Vista Service Pack 1....


Kind of gives you the flavor of the week.

Mmmmm. Beef chunks.

And gravy!